Legend of the Seeker, part 2.

Patient:  "Normally, I wouldn't tell you how to do your job, but there's only one thing I like that works for my depression."

Intern:  "What's that, sir?"

Patient:  "Dilaudid." (very strong painkiller for non-medical people).

Intern:  "Sir, that can actually cause depression."

Patient:  "Like I said, not trying to tell you how to do your job, but it works well for me.  Might be my chemistry is different."

#andmydealeriswaitingoutside