Free MRIs!

Patient:  "I want another MRI of my back."

Me:  "Sir, you just had an MRI last week and it was negative.  I can't order you a $5000 test every time you want one."

Patient:  "But I woke up with the left side hurting today and the right side was the one hurting before.  Besides, it should be free.  I have insurance."

Me:  *sigh*

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