Two things: 1. Cell service sucks in NYC; 2. I'm not paying $20 a day to use spotty unsecured hotel wi-fi so I'm posting on my iPhone.
Patient: "This catheter feels weird. It's not comfortable at all."
Nurse: "that's how it's supposed to feel. If you'd like I can take it out and you can get up and go to the bathroom when you want."
*patient looks at bathroom door, three feet away*
Patient: "No, leave it in. I don't feel like getting up."