Having to do this on my iPhone again, so will keep it short.
Patient: "Honey, you know that curtain is pulled because that other lady (her roommate) died?"
Physical therapist: "Yes, ma'am, I heard."
Patient: "Well it didn't bother me any, they just gave me some pills and I slept right through it. Now, let's get on with our therapy."
Thus began the first time I did therapy with a corpse in the room...
Submitted by Melissa.