Every man knows that a trip to the urologist = one-finger salute. It seems some people still try and weasel out of this, however.
Man (watching urologist put on glove): "Uhh, I was told I need a digital rectal exam."
Urologist: "That's what I'm about to do."
Man: "No, I need a DIGITAL one."
Urologist: "This is my digit *waves finger* and that *points at man's backside* is your rectum."
#analogexamcommencing
1 comment:
"If you want something that's more your definition of digital, I could always try sticking my iPhone up there."
I bet they'd opt for the finger pretty damn quickly!
Captcha: impur (I kid you not)
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