Thursday, February 9, 2012

The digital age...

Every man knows that a trip to the urologist = one-finger salute.  It seems some people still try and weasel out of this, however.

Man (watching urologist put on glove):  "Uhh, I was told I need a digital rectal exam."

Urologist:  "That's what I'm about to do."

Man:  "No, I need a DIGITAL one."

Urologist:  "This is my digit *waves finger* and that *points at man's backside* is your rectum."


1 comment:

Thomas D. said...

"If you want something that's more your definition of digital, I could always try sticking my iPhone up there."

I bet they'd opt for the finger pretty damn quickly!

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