Me: "So the GI doctor will be coming by later and explaining the procedure..."
*Tupac's "How do you want it?" starts playing, muffled*
82 year-old (white) female patient, picks up the phone from under her leg. The music is suddenly unmuffled. "Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass out..." Patient looks at readout on phone and presses ignore. Music stops.
82 year-old patient: "That was my grand-daughter calling. I'll call her back later. Now what were you saying?"