Monday, March 19, 2012

On the clock...

Me:  "OK, everything looks good here, I'll see you tomorrow morning."

Patient:  "But it hasn't been 30 minutes."

Me:  "Ma'am, this is a hospital, not a clinic."

Patient:  "But I always spend at least 30 minutes with my doctor."

Me:  "Ma'am, if I spend 30 minutes in here talking with you, I will spend 15 minutes writing in the chart.  I do not have time to spend 45 minutes with every patient.  I'd be here 15+ hours a day.  We have covered everything we're doing on your case today."

Patient:  "Oh, well you don't have to spend 45 minutes on anyone else.  Just me."

#theMeGenerationentersthepatientpopulation

4 comments:

McNiece Law, PLLC said...

Sounds like she was coming on to you numbskull.

thethingspatientssay said...

She was 78, I'll get her number for you.

Anonymous said...

fore play can be so over-rated...
#thingsbloggerssay

Anonymous said...

she can just gum you.

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