Wife: "Do all the people you watch die ever bother you?"
Me: "Well, not the dying part, but having to shoot them in the heart after the code fails is a bit hard sometimes."
Wife: "What?"
Me: "You have to shoot them in the heart or they come back as zombies. Has to do with all the drugs we use to try and save them."
Wife: "I thought you shot zombies in the head?"
Me: "Hey, who's the doctor here? Me, or you?"
#Iwinthisargument
5 comments:
Tell her head shooting is strictly urban legend.
We have katanas on our mantle, in case of zombie apocalypse.
Glad to hear you're doing your part to prevent the zombie apocalypse.
great job you are doing for preventing the zombie Apocalypse.
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