Wife: "Do all the people you watch die ever bother you?"
Me: "Well, not the dying part, but having to shoot them in the heart after the code fails is a bit hard sometimes."
Me: "You have to shoot them in the heart or they come back as zombies. Has to do with all the drugs we use to try and save them."
Wife: "I thought you shot zombies in the head?"
Me: "Hey, who's the doctor here? Me, or you?"