Saturday, April 21, 2012

Questionable logic...

Patient:  "What do I need to do to get off all this diabetes medicine?"

Me:  "Lose 200 pounds."

Patient:  "Really?"

Me:  "You are the same height as me and 200 lbs heavier.  Even then, I'm 10 lbs over my ideal body weight.  If you lose 200 lbs you stand a good chance of getting off the pills."

Patient:  "Hmm....can you give me a pill to lose the weight?"

Me:  *sigh*

#stopone,taketwo

2 comments:

Liz said...

you always know how to make me feel better... i *only* have 140 (more) pounds to lose.

thethingspatientssay said...

Nothing in life worth doing ever comes without considerable effort. Keep at it.

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