Text messages from my case manager, yesterday, 3:15:
CM: "So the CHFer who smokes two packs per day, drinks daily, and smokes weed needs help paying for his meds. I need to know what meds he is being dc'd on so I can pay for them so he doesn't have to."
Me: "Lol, look at the list on the orders."
CM: "We can't pay for all of those, I need the absolute minimum. I'm thinking of taking a second job to help him out."
Me: "Come to the fifth floor. Quick! Like a bunny!"
CM: "Hop hop."
I think the worst part of humanity is over-represented in the hospital.