Handouts...

Text messages from my case manager, yesterday, 3:15:

CM:  "So the CHFer who smokes two packs per day, drinks daily, and smokes weed needs help paying for his meds.  I need to know what meds he is being dc'd on so I can pay for them so he doesn't have to."

Me:  "Lol, look at the list on the orders."

CM:  "We can't pay for all of those, I need the absolute minimum.  I'm thinking of taking a second job to help him out."

Me:  "Come to the fifth floor.  Quick!  Like a bunny!"

CM:  "Hop hop."

I think the worst part of humanity is over-represented in the hospital.

#helpabrotherout