Patient: "I'm going to kill that m*****f***er in the E.R."
Me: "Who?"
Patient: "That doctor in the E.R. Stupid sonofabitch, I'm going to cut his balls off."
Me: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He hurt my feelings."
#precious
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2 comments:
I love this! I had a patient call and say that he was going to "steal the Drs Lexus" (he doesn't have one...) because he didn't get his $20.00 refund check from our office. Sure, go ahead and do that sir. I'll let our other patient, the county sheriff, know you two have plans tonight... ;)
That is hilarious!
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