I have taken to wearing blue scrubs at the hospital because it makes me blend in with the nurses and keeps families from pestering me too much when I'm trying to work. While working at the desk the other day a voice above began to speak:
Man: "I'd like to donate these flowers from my wife's room to the decor."
Me (without looking up): "That's fine, just leave them on the counter there."
Nurse (a few moments later): "Who left all the dead flowers on the counter?"
When I lifted my head to look up, I noticed that the guy had "donated" four vases full of brown, crispy, dead flowers.