It's still fun to mess with the younger nurses....
Nurse: "I need you to do something about this blood sugar."
Me: "I'm not talking to you while you have that parasite growing in you."
Nurse: "My baby is not a parasite!"
Me: "It's growing inside you, right?"
Nurse: "Yeah."
Me: "And it's stealing nutrients from you to feed itself..."
Nurse: "..."
Me: "...and tweaking your hormones to make you think you love it. And after it's 'born' *air quotes*, you'll continue to feed it from glands in your body."
Nurse: "I have noticed my boobs getting bigger."
Me: "And it's not a parasite?"
Nurse: "Damn it. I'm having a tapeworm, aren't I?"
#bingo
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LOL, I love it!! I had that conversation with a co-worker and it really freaked her out. The next day she told me she had "Alien" dreams
HA I've had people say this before, and you really can't argue against it.
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