I have a confession to make: I think it would be kinda cool to talk to dead people. This makes it rather hard for me to take nurses seriously when they call me about patients doing the same.
Nurse: "The family wants a neurology consult. The patient is in there talking with dead people. They say she's been doing it for months."
Me: "Do the dead people talk back?"
Nurse: "It's weird, when you watch her it's like you're only seeing half a conversation, so I'd say yeah."
Me: "Why would I want to fix that? That's like the coolest thing ever. I'm coming by to talk to my grandmother."