Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Spam and search terms...

I like reading the spam comments that come through, here is one of my favorites:

i love OPI. Old people holding fingers. Assuming enough time they've been married is relative to their age group then it can be sweet people still become young enthusiasts. what pertaining to revisiting the elementary education, and witnessing your kindergarten instructor, and the lady still remembers you actually!
Hey Jeremy... I simply just tried dialing in on the live opportunity need today. No the first is there... has the particular schedule changed? Cooking together with someone you adore. I have got five littermates and many of us spent considerable time in your kitchen together expanding up tossing apple cores at the other person, snapping one another with wet towels, teaching ourselves the awesomeness of the meal prepared with love. Then We moved out and about and married men who likes to cook far too. One of my favorite things is to spend an hour or two with him from the kitchen pinching his butt if he won't re-locate of my way, reading recipes together, and commonly not to be able to eat the meal when it is really done due to all the actual sampling many of us did through the cooking procedure! HA! And just today I appeared to be congratulating personally on memorizing the actual spot that we place my personal Ipod Ihome remote to ensure I can grab them, feel out the doze button after which press it to obtain an more ten a few minutes of doze bliss almost all without going over or opening my personal eyes. Good for you!

"Opening my personal eyes."  Lol.

Another very short one simply stated, "Lofty bye, sweet friend :)" with the companion spam of "Honorable bye, considerate chum :)."

Additionally, here are some of the search terms that have led to this blog this week:


barbie casovnici
 


funny quotes in text message form
 


how to become a med school gunner
 


let me get those digits
horse cum flavor

vampire signs
 


med school gunners arrogant
 


perfect body +"powered by blogger" "post a comment" -inurl:blogspot
 


phrases to say to patients
 


silly things patients say


The mere fact that someone typed the phrase "horse cum flavor" into a search engine is enough to make me lose what faith I have in humanity completely.  The fact that it led to my blog is a point of personal pride.  People are weird. 

3 comments:

Horse on a Mattress said...

These are awesome. I'd really like to check my blog's referring searches now, but I'm scared. It's entirely possible--indeed, likely--that I've been getting more horse-cum queries than you. I mean, you know, recumbent equines, bedding, we don't need to draw a picture, do we...

Future Pharmer of America said...

How exactly do you see search referral data, please?

thethingspatientssay said...

Look in your blog's stats. Should be listed there.

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