Brain dmg....

Multiple drug overdose female patient, likely given most of those by her husband, for clarification.

Me:  "We're going to get an MRI so we can make sure she doesn't have a small stroke that the CT didn't see."

Husband:  "I'm worried about those MRIs, don't they cause brain damage?"

Me:  "Sir, she came in positive for amphetamines, cocaine, and opiates."

Husband:  "What does that have to do with anything?"

#thosedon'tcausebraindamageatall