Patient: "They wanted like a $20 co-pay! We can't afford that!"
Patient's husband: "Honey, what do you want from Quizno's?"
Patient: "I'll take a large chicken carbonara ($7.79), cup of broccoli cheese soup ($3.19), and a bottle of Pepsi ($1.89)."
Husband: "Ooh, that sounds good. I'll get that, too."
Total price: $25.74 (before tax).