This is one from when I first got into private practice in very rural Louisiana. It happened a day or two after Obama got elected. For the record, this is not an anti-Obama rant, just something that happened.
Me: "What can I do for you today?"
Patient: "I want to be taken off all my generic medications."
Me: "Well, I can do that, but the cost will go up pretty dramatically."
Patient: "It's ok, now that Obama is in office I'll be able to get them all for free and I only want the best."
She was serious.