Patient: "Is the gee (hard G, long E) doctor coming to see me today?"
Me: "Who?"
Patient: "The gee doctor."
Me: "Are you trying to say 'gay'?"
Patient: "No, the gee doctor. The one who looks at your colon."
Me: "Oh, the GI doctor. Got it."
Patient: "Why did you say 'gay'? Do you have something against gay people?"
Me: "What? No...my best friend in medical school was gay."
Patient: "Uh-huh. Sure."
#whatjusthappened?
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