Yesterday, the olympics were on in almost every room I walked into. One of these rooms housed an 80-ish gentleman. When I walked in, he was grinning wildly. He motioned me over and pointed to the TV. On the screen was women's beach volleyball.
Patient: "Have you seen these girls' outfits?
Me: "Yeah, I'm not sure they could make them smaller."
Patient: "I think they're great. If this had been on TV when I was younger, I never would have gotten married."