YOLO

Doctor:  "So how did you manage to break your arm, your nose, and your foot all at the same time?"

Patient:  "Oh, I was at a party and I decided to do a back flip off the roof of the house into the pool."

Doctor:  "Decided to...were you unaware how deep the pool was?"

Patient:  "Oh, well I actually landed on the rim of the pool near the shallow end, but you know, YOLO."

Doctor:  "YOLO?"

Patient:  "Yeah, that saying, 'You Only Live Once'?"

Doctor:  "So you'd rather break every bone in your body choosing to do something stupid and dangerous rather than say you didn't try it once?"

Patient:  "Doc, I'm 21 years old.  I haven't done a back flip yet and I've always wanted to try it.  YOLO is my motto."

Doctor:  "I see, well let's get you patched up as soon as possible."

Submitted by Daria.

Incidentally, the best tacky tweet I've ever seen regarding YOLO is this:

"I always pictured You Only Live Once meant that you should go out and experience as much of this world as possible, pushng yourself to be the best possible and making the most out of every circumstance.  Because, after all, we only live once and our time on Earth is precious.  When, in reality, 'YOLO' is code used by girls to let everyone know they do anal."

#youonlydieonce