Family: *munch* "When is she going to be able to *munch* eat?"
Me: "Well, not until her swallowing is cleared by speech therapy."
Family: *munch* "Well, can they *munch* hurry up? I mean, *munch* it's making me feel guilty for eating in front of her *munch*."
Me: "There's a waiting room just across the hall."
Family: "What does that have to do with anything?"