Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Stuff to do...

Sunday, September 2nd:

Nurse:  "The patient in 450 is leaving AMA."

Me:  "Any reason why?"

Nurse:  "Said they had important things to do."

Me:  "Ok, whatever."

Tuesday morning, September 4th:

ER doc:  "That patient that left AMA on Sunday is back, says they want to be readmitted."

Me:  "Wait, so they left for Labor Day, come back the next morning and demand to be readmitted?  Why did they leave in the first place?"

ER doc:  "They had a Labor Day party they were throwing."

#f***you

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

treat them for the hang over as well.... (?)
#thingsbloggerssay

thethingspatientssay said...

I made them sit in ER triage for six hours before they left again.

Anonymous said...

that's clever!

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