We often get people here who crave attention. Why you would choose to get it here is beyond me, but whatever.
Patient: "Help! Help! Help!"
Nurse: "Ma'am, what is wrong?"
Patient: "I can't find my call button anywhere."
Nurse: "It's in your hand."
Patient: *looks down at call button, then throws it across the room* "Now I can't find my call button."