Got to thinking about Juan recently. Few stories about him came to mind. Juan was a D.O. and we used to tease him mercilessly about it. On rounds one day, I made it my mission to taunt him.
Attending: "Let's go over here to finish our notes."
Me: "Ok, but Juan can't come."
Juan: "What? Why?"
Me: "Look at that sign." *I pointed at a sign in the corner that read "M.D.'s only." "Sorry, dude. I don't make the rules."
I spent the next two minutes pushing him out of the corner every time he tried to approach. The attending thought it was hilarious.
A few months later, Juan was giving a talk on osteopathic training to the rest of us.
Juan: "Any questions?" *sees my hand* "Oh, God. Ok, what is it?"
Me: "Yeah, I tried to go to your school's website and it kept redirecting me to some site called www.quackmd.com. What's up with that?"
Juan: *sigh* "Douche."