Impressive intellect...

No one wants to be stupid, I get it.  The problem is, most people are idiots, as this blog has proven over and over again.  I try not to point that out to your face, but when you insist on it, my mouth sometimes takes over.

Family:  "You can't treat me like an idiot.  I'm educated and smart.  I'm not ignert."

Me:  "Ignorant."

Family:  "What did you say?"

Me:  *mock surprise*  "Hmm?  Oh, nothing."

They proceeded to say "ignert" four more times.  I nearly had a seizure each time.  I'm sure they could see me twitch.

#edumacated