While I understand that people want to grasp the things that are occurring to them while in the hospital, typing in everything I say into a Google search while we discuss your case is probably not the best use of your time.
Me: "I'm going to change your blood pressure medicines a bit; you've been running on the high side since you came in."
Patient: "What are you changing me to?"
Me: "I was going to try Norvasc."
Patient: *typing* "No, that can cause your legs to swell. Try something else."
Me: "Oh, um...hydrochlorathiazide then."
Patient: *typing* "No, that can mess with your kidneys. Something else."
Patient: "Causes a cough."
Patient: "That one messes with your kidneys, too."
Me: "How about you tell me what you want to be on, then?"
Patient: "I can't do that, I'm not a doctor."