Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Primary caring...

Small-town ER doc:  "Yeah, I have a transfer for you."

Me:  "Why do they need to be transferred?"

ER:  "Well, they have a pneumonia."

Me:  "Are they intubated?"

ER:  "No.  Their sats are normal on room air."

Me:  "Then why do they need to come to us?  You guys are a hospital, right?"

ER:  "Yep.  Their primary care physician didn't want to round on the patient so he demanded we transfer."

#definitionofdumping

4 comments:

Lisa said...

Primary care Doc needs to be fired, but he is likely the only doc anywhere around.

The Red Humor said...

I was asked to have a patient transferred because of their "history of lung cancer".

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thethingspatientssay said...

I considered accepting just so I could tell the patient what his doctor said.

spectrummom said...

I once had a surgeon refuse to come to my hospital (where he had privileges) and transfer the patient to another hospital he liked better. It was just an appy. I was so pissed off, I sent him to the university mecca instead. He's part of my group (ED is just a side line) and it didn't really endear me to him.

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